• Our cat, @OpalKills, has obtained legal council. I must marandize her prior to locking her in the bathroom. Yeah, right. 3 days ago
• According to Pandora, we like the following for dinner: extensive vamping and a dynamic male vocalist. I'm just sayin'.... 5 days ago
• If you're running Windows XP, beware of strangers asking you to press F1. http://bit.ly/9zxpBe 1 week ago
• Hawaii Braces Itself As Tsunami Races Across Sea Hawaii Braces Itself As Tsunami Races Across Sea: http://www.npr.org/124147664 1 week ago
• Like I've said...Web Posts May Make You Vulnerable To Crime Web Posts May Make You Vulnerable To Crime: http://www.npr.org/124043295 1 week ago
• Doctor Accused Of Sexually Abusing 103 Children: http://www.npr.org/123986461 2 weeks ago
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. #airplanequotes 2 weeks ago
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. #airplanequotes 2 weeks ago
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. #airplanequotes 2 weeks ago
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. #airplanequotes 2 weeks ago
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