The turkey is happy so far. I …

• Excuse me, kids. I'm going to go do something unhealthy, go to rehab, and return to your side apologetically. Just like the role models do. 5 days ago
• @jordanroye Few parents would find your behavior inappropriate. They might put you in pull-ups afterwards but not chastise you. in reply to jordanroye 5 days ago
• @jeremyodea word in reply to jeremyodea 5 days ago
• @stretchmarkmama amen in reply to stretchmarkmama 5 days ago
• Except for the Nazi salute (thank God), PAK has Dr. Strangelove's laugh...sometimes. ACK is more of a Dr. Evil type. 5 days ago
• Just before turning on Angelina Ballerina we saw Hamlet (opera) playing on OPB. The girls are ENTHRALLED. Angelina still won out. 6 days ago
• @stretchmarkmama Something about that scene in The West Wing made me crack up. The reason I use it take a lot more than 140 characters. :) in reply to stretchmarkmama 1 week ago
• Journalism Legend Daniel Schorr Dies At 93: http://www.npr.org/128565997 1 week ago
• Me: "My client has an emergency issue with their electronic medical records". Them: "One moment, please enjoy Dido on our hold music." 1 week ago
• The two mermaids of the apocalypse! http://twitpic.com/27gbiw 1 week ago
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