• Our cat, @OpalKills, has obtained legal council. I must marandize her prior to locking her in the bathroom. Yeah, right. #
• According to Pandora, we like the following for dinner: extensive vamping and a dynamic male vocalist. I'm just sayin'…. #
• If you're running Windows XP, beware of strangers asking you to press F1. http://bit.ly/9zxpBe #

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• Hawaii Braces Itself As Tsunami Races Across Sea Hawaii Braces Itself As Tsunami Races Across Sea: http://www.npr.org/124147664 #
• Like I've said…Web Posts May Make You Vulnerable To Crime Web Posts May Make You Vulnerable To Crime: http://www.npr.org/124043295 #
• Doctor Accused Of Sexually Abusing 103 Children: http://www.npr.org/123986461 #
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. #airplanequotes #
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. #airplanequotes #
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. #airplanequotes #
• Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. #airplanequotes #
• Yay! RT @NPRWeekend: RT @nprMorningProd: Welcome to twitterverse Steve Inskeep @nprinskeep #

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• Finally, a place for @love_drunk and PAK to put their aprons. Oh! Mine, too??? http://twitpic.com/13q4yl #
• On my way to WinCoLand for 24-hr provisions. @love_drunk needs raw materials for her next epicurean masterpiece. Oh, and beer. #
• Pandora is displaying Spin Doctors Homebelly Groove but playing Sting's Shape of My Heart. Easy mistake? #

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